Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Mario Williams Buys $2 Million Buffalo House With Two-Story Library! [PHOTOS]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Mario Williams Buys $2 Million Buffalo House With Two-Story Library! [PHOTOS]” plus 9 more

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Mario Williams Buys $2 Million Buffalo House With Two-Story Library! [PHOTOS]

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 11:12 AM PDT

You know what doesn’t make sense about the $2,000,000 mansion that Mario Williams just bought in Orchard Park, NY? The place has the biggest library we’ve seen in modern athlete house history. Who knew Mario was such a fan of hardbacks? Not us. The guy signs a $100 million deal with the Bills and decides he can’t live without a two-story library.

Hell yes, we’d rip out the bookcases & build a climbing wall. But, that’s just us.

According to the Buffalo News, this place used to be owned by a personal injury lawyer who is in jail for ripping off clients.

Built by Bernas in 2005, the two-story house includes a weight room, two laundry rooms, enormous walk-in closets, a bathroom with a whirlpool and white Greek columns, a spiral central staircase, fireplaces, floor-to-ceiling windows, a big modern kitchen, a two-floor library and study, and a four-car garage. The home is set on 10.2 acres.

And then the Buffalo News doesn’t post a gallery of what Mario got for his $2 million. Tsk, tsk, old media. You have to go house hunting on Trulia.

Highlights of Mario Williams’ Orchard Park Pad:

• 5 bed; 5 full bath, 3 partials

• Breathtaking millwork!

• Look at that grand staircase!

• Oh, a pool!

• The batsh*t craziest living room we’ve ever seen

• 8.4 miles to Barnes & Noble

• 21 miles to Whole Foods

Paid: $2,000,000

Mortgage: $8,000/mo. depending on the down payment


Filed under: Football

Seattle Basketball Fans Loving LeBron, Big Head Athletes & The Sillies [Daily WTF]

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 10:23 AM PDT

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.

Email us.

mail@bustedcoverage.com



Filed under: Daily WTF

Heat Porn Star Superfans Getting Prepped; Buying Supplies For BJ Bonanza

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 10:11 AM PDT

With Miami winning last night, the 300,000+ Twitter followers of Sarah Jay and Angelina Castro are now one Heat victory away from a BJ. That’s right gentlemen, one more win will equal hundreds of thousands of BJs. If you are remotely attracted to either of these two broads you better follow them on Twitter ASAP. We noticed Angelina was a bit active last night during the game, posting a photo of her supply shopping for the inevitable BJ train. What was she buying? Check out the photo below.

Castro tweeted this gem, letting her loyal followers know that she is prepared to blow.

These girls just love the attention this is getting them. Castro is all over Twitter on gameday reminding followers of what is to come.  One tweet indicates Sarah Jay might be feeling the same way too. I’m not sure if it’s just nerves or what, but she doesn’t seem to be thrilled about the amount of…action…potentially coming her way.

“YIKES” doesn’t seem like an appropriate comment for someone who is excited to give out 300,000+ BJs. Nervous Sarah Jay? Can’t say we blame you.

One last interesting piece of information. Angelina Castro looks like she is recruiting some help. Just today she tweeted that her friend, semi-retired porn “star” Lexxxi Lockhart, might be there to offer an extra mouth. When asked if Lexxxi would be participating, Angelina replied, “I’ll make her!” Fascinating developments to this already fascinating story.

@SaraJayXXX | @AngelinaCastroX | @LexxxiLockhart


Filed under: Basketball, Girls, NBA

27 NSFW James Harden Is The Scapegoat Of NBA Finals Game 4 Tweets

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 07:30 AM PDT

With every NBA Finals game there seems to be somebody who sticks out as the scapegoat. After watching game 4 and scanning Twitter, it became pretty clear James Harden is the latest. His 9 points on 2-10 shooting just isn’t going to cut it if the Thunder have any chance of winning. Twitter, hateful as usual, let loose on the bearded baller. People are calling for him to pass, to shoot, to shave his beard and calling out issues with his love interest. Who is she, you ask?

Harden has been linked to Miami recording artist Trina. There is rampant speculation amongst the Twitter world that Lil’ Wayne, who has been courtside at multiple finals games, is banging Trina. Is Weezy pissed at how the OKC staff treated him and this is his cruel, manipulative way to get back at them? We may never know for sure, but people are comparing this to the funk LeBron got in when the Delonte West-LeBron’s Mom rumors were swirling.

Game 5 will be infinitely more interesting with this story on the table, especially if Lil’ Wayne is courtside.

Got a scoop on the Harden-Trina-Lil’ Wayne love triangle? Have something to say about Harden’s performance? BC wants to hear it.

mail@bustedcoverage.com


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

2012 Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Is Back! [PHOTOS]

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 06:45 AM PDT


At Busted Coverage we have a long history of following the exploits of a certain Hooters in SW Missouri that turns the summer months into its very own watery, sudsy playground. Located on the fringe of the Bible Belt, these brave women have spent the last few summers providing those of us with less-than-perfect moral compasses a chance to ogle a bunch of garden hose wielding coeds and get our 2003 Nissan Maximas clean.

Well, you will be happy to know the girls are back at it again this year, and our faithful Reporter on the Scene (Flickr’s lone photowolf) is again taking one for the team to make sure we all get to see the comings and goings of this monumental event. Any BC’er in the area needs to stop by and buy this man a beer for his efforts. I can imagine how immaculate his car stays during these hot Missouri summers. You, sir, are an inspiration to us all!


Filed under: Chicks, Girls

Cole Hamels With Giant Bulge In His Pants & A 100-LB Scrotum! [Daily Dump]

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 04:54 AM PDT

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS! Barkley’s NBA Finals Week In Miami [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 20 Jun 2012 04:25 AM PDT

Have a plan to catch this morning so you guys aren’t getting an update on last night’s Game 4. I’ll leave that to BC Assistant Editor, Rob, who’ll be covering for me until this afternoon. What we have here is Chuck Barkley working on his Weight Watchers liquid diet where he can drink and still lose pounds.  No word on which chick let the Mound do body shots.

Have you been drinking this week in Miami with Barkley? Have a bar story to share from the NBA Finals? Send it in.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

(via @BuzzFeedSports)


Filed under: Basketball

The Twitter World Drops Some Deserving Hate On LeBron’s Headband

Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:14 PM PDT

If you have been paying attention to LeBron’s career, you have noticed the progression of his headband. It started out normal, but this year (and the NBA Finals) in particular it has grown to become more of a towel wrap than a headband. The thing just grows, and grows and grows. As we expected the Twitter world has taken notice and fans across the globe have posted pics of themselves modeling their own rendition of LeBron’s massive headgear.

It seems like every week there’s something new that people rag on LeBron for. This time it is a literal rag. Most of the hate that LeBron gets is totally unwarranted, but he really deserves it this time. The guy looks like a total buffoon. Is he trying to hide his hairline? Does he think it looks good? These are just a few of the mysteries we may never uncover from the LeBron headband saga.

We want photos of some babes in LeBron headbands. If you have any, you know what to do:

mail@bustedcoverage.com


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

Christian Crazies Angry Over $85 eBay Toast Seller’s Buttered Tactics [MOMENT OF TEBOW]

Posted: 19 Jun 2012 03:12 PM PDT

I don’t want to hear another damn word about the recession. Some idiot, from of all places Denver, dropped $85 (plus shipping) on a piece of grilled cheese with an outline of what appears to be Tebow. You read that correctly. $85 of some clown’s hard earned cash went to a piece of burnt grilled cheese. You can’t make this sh*t up. Another moment of Tebow to make our collective heads shake.

Ebay user carlspacker76 claims:

While hastily making lunch today, I slapped together two slices of bread and some cheese for the old standby of the grilled cheese sandwich.  I’ll freely admit I was a bit sloppy with my butter application and this sandwich was not going to be my best work.  I’ll also admit my frying pan is crappy and distributes heat very poorly, so I was not exactly expecting a work of art for a sandwich.

If that statement isn’t a crock of sh*t, then I don’t know what is. Apparently BC isn’t the only crew to hop on the fake train with this culinary work of art. Global Christian Post reporter Katherine Weber also thinks something fishy is at play.

… the seller merely used liquid butter to draw the image of Tebow on the bread, and naturally the heat from the skillet did not fully toast the buttered area.

Katerine Weber is not taking this lightly. She doesn’t want Tebow-toast to be wrongfully considered an act of God and she doesn’t seem to be sold. However, one commenter on the Global Christian Post, seems to be on board saying, “Wait, this was all the compelling evidence I was seeking. Praise Tebow!” The madness continues gentlemen, the madness continues.


Filed under: Football, NFL

Kate Upton in GQ & Doutzen Kroes’ Bikini Body [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 19 Jun 2012 02:30 PM PDT
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