Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Introducing…Canon…The Coolest Little Durant Bro Of The NBA Finals!” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Introducing…Canon…The Coolest Little Durant Bro Of The NBA Finals!” plus 9 more

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Introducing…Canon…The Coolest Little Durant Bro Of The NBA Finals!

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 08:47 AM PDT

It wouldn’t be the NBA Finals without some kid stealing our hearts with swagger for the home team. While we all know there are little kids in Miami covered head to toe in creamy white, this is our first look at a swagged out OKC kid. And he’s better than we could have imagined. Meet Canon. It shouldn’t take very long before he’s all over OKC TV stations doing interviews, screaming Thunder Up, fist pumping, etc.

Your move, TV producers.

Just look at Little Durant Bro rocking the cutoff jorts and sunglasses look like he’s straight outta South Beach. Combine the cutoff jorts, jersey, glasses and faux hawk and this is a local news dream come true. These producers are looking for morning show fodder. Special interest pieces. Fodder that makes the morning news host chick giggle.

This is it. These opportunities don’t come along very often. There’s no reason Canon shouldn’t be sitting in with Skip Bayless and Screamin’ A Smith by Thursday.

For those interested in throwing yourselves at Little Durant Bro, you can contact Canon’s mom @kellimoss.

 

 

 


Filed under: Basketball

Bryce Harper Won’t Be Enjoying A Beer In Canada, You Morons [VIDEO]

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 06:54 AM PDT

Bryce Harper plays in his first Canadian game, goes 3-for-4 with a solo dong and the retards in the Canadian media want to know what kind of celebratory beer the under-21 Harper (19) would be drinking. Yeah, because the drinking age is 19 in Canada. Our boy comes back with what will be the next huge meme craze. “Clown question, bro,” Harper responds. Clown question indeed.

You guys keep trying to throw him off and he just keeps raking. Not going to work, losers.

.307/7/19

 


Filed under: Video

2012 MLB WAG Starting Lineups [PHOTOS]

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 06:12 AM PDT

Now 60+ games into the 2012 MLB season, there are some disturbing trends developing that make us think that there will be certain cities actually paying attention to baseball in late August & September. Take Pittsburgh, for example. The Pirates are four games over .500, a game back from the first place Reds and two games in front of the Cardinals (current standings).

Then you have the Nationals with a four game lead on the Braves. And the Orioles just a game back from the Yankees. Baseball is so hot right now in D.C. that the Nats have attracted 204,000 more fans through 28 games compared to 2011. Only nine teams have lower attendance figures compared to 2011.

As for the WAG all-star teams we compiled back in Spring Training, we figured it was a good time to check in with the ladies and see how things are going on/off the field.

A.L.

Team MVP: ARod/Torrie Wilson: .276/10/29

Flying Under Radar: Mitch Moreland/Susannah Higgins: .283/9/23

On The DL: Evan Longoria/Jaime Edmondson • Grady Sizemore/Brittany Binger

Starting Pitching: Jonathan Sanchez/Audris Rijo: 1-2, 6.75 ERA

N.L.

Team MVP: Ryan Braun/Larisa Fraser: .310/15/40

Flying Under Radar: Laynce Nix/Brooke Nix: .326/2/11

On the D.L.: Ryan Howard/Krystle Campbell

Starting Pitching: Cole Hamels/Heidi Strobel: 8-3, 2.93 ERA

WAG To Watch This Summer

Ann Lux/Red Sox 3B Will Middlebrooks

[Credit: Shutterstock / kanate]

[MLB All-Star Game on Fox | July 10 in Kansas City | Full Coverage]


Filed under: Baseball, Featured Strip

Wait, This Little League Umpire Busted Running Pot & Shrooms Operation? [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 04:55 AM PDT

Via: 53 year old Garrett Douthit had been an umpiring for about three weeks before his arrest. Douthit is a disabled veteran who says he took the job as an umpire to help support his family. Former Havelock Police Chief, Mike Campbell,  is a booking agent for Balls and Strikes and says Douthit passed a background check to become an ump.

Doesn’t look like a pot head to us. And kudos go out to WNCT for using “shrooms” in its headline. Love it.


Filed under: Baseball

Erin Andrews Tired Of Your Breast Tweets & Miami Bum Says “Go Heat!” [Daily Dump]

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 04:29 AM PDT

Pat Riley & Zo Didn’t Seem To Enjoy Their First NBA Finals Visit To OKC [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 03:55 AM PDT

BWAAAAHAAAAA! Kevin Durant’s 4th quarter line last night: 17 of OKC’s 31 in the quarter. If the Thunder doesn’t shoot 5-of-17 from 3-point range they beat Miami by 25. Hence the long face from Zo & his boss. What is Miami Herald columnist Greg Cote blaming the loss on? D. Wade is old! No, seriously, he did. BWAAAAHAAAAA!

Wasn’t it that his knee was a mess in the Pacers series? Then it was “blow up the Heat” in the Celtics series. Now it’s age.

Let’s get rolling!


Filed under: Basketball

Bibi Jones and Friend Showing Their Thunder Spirit [4 PHOTOS]

Posted: 12 Jun 2012 07:35 PM PDT

Going into tonight’s NBA Finals game, we were drooling with anticipation. When we say anticipation we aren’t talking about the intriguing match-ups between superstars, we are talking about the infatuation that certain adult film stars have with the Thunder. In the past it became clear that both Bibi Jones and Jesse Jane were Thunder enthusiasts so we were hoping for some more action from them tonight. Low and behold Bibi came through with a few pics for us, and seeing as this is only game one we are all hoping this series goes seven games.

Bibi Jones (@xxxbibijones) and her friend @SexyMissNice graced us with four sexy pics of them hanging out during the game and even cooking what looks to be a delicious pre-game meal. Jesse Jane on the other hand? Missing in action except for a few lame tweets. Jesse, you gotta step it up with some pics of your own to show your Thunder pride before Bibi leaves you in the dust.


Filed under: Basketball, Girls, NBA

Elin Nordegren Wearing Bikini In Bahamas & Her 18 Sexiest Photos

Posted: 12 Jun 2012 03:39 PM PDT

With the U.S. Open kicking off this week, it is only appropriate that we bring the ultimate golf ex-WAG back into the spotlight. Elin Nordegren is far to hot to go M.I.A. for so long, and thankfully that beautiful mug has resurfaced down in the Bahamas. She was spotted drifting on the beach in a fedora and a blue bikini that we won’t be forgetting anytime soon. We have those six new bikini photos lined up for you along with the 18 sexiest Elin pics we could find.

You know you wanna get a glimpse of Elin, so before further ado, click away gentlemen.

[U.S. Open  |  First Round, Thursday  |  The Olympic Club, San Francisco  | Groupings]


Filed under: Girls, Golf

Hot Surfer Lindsay Lohan & Maria Menounous Was Molested [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 12 Jun 2012 02:30 PM PDT

2 Girls, 1 Gronk [BC EXCLUSIVE VIDEO]

Posted: 12 Jun 2012 02:09 PM PDT

We spent the better half of our afternoon in negotiations with a student from Florida Gulf Coast University over this 2 Girls, 1 Gronk video. As you might have heard, we were approached today with what we were told was video of the NFL’s highest paid tight end earlier this spring doing body shots off chicks at Downtown Jerry’s in Fort Myers. What did we pay for the Gronk video? Terms are undisclosed.

Just watch your hero in action.

Posted: We just secured the rights about an hour ago

Premise of Video: As mentioned, this is Gronk doing his normal work at a bar. However, what we’ve yet to see from the Gronk Files® are legendary moments of doing body shots off chicks who are pretty much ripping off their clothes for our favorite meathead.

Climax of Video: It’s all just one giant Gronk Gone Wild video. Bros and all! Oh, and did we mention Gronk was wearing Zubaz in this video? Yeah, he was.

Conclusion: What more can we say about this Moment of Zen? Sure, this is just about as normal of a night as you’ll ever see from Gronk. The problem is that these indie videos usually end up buried on some guy’s Facebook account. Not today, boys. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!


Filed under: Featured Strip, Football, Video
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